singing along to two door cinema club with only half a voice left, and eating bacon sandwiches in bed are def what hangovers are about. WORD.
So gonna get a job as a mystery shopper ehehehe
Driving instructor: I can see you’ve had the ‘opposite gender’ on your mind distracting you in your lessons for the past few weeks. WTF SERIOUSLY CUT THE SHITTT. just gonna book this test.
First time I’ve smelt food cooking (other than bacon) in my house for over a week. Smells so so good.
People call us renegades, cos we like living crazy. We like taking on this town, cos people’s getting lazy.
Definitely haven’t done anything educational in a while, just learnt a chapter in my ‘learn italian’ book and now I need a nap.
I am a small town, you are a tornado.
Neither me or max have got out of bed yet except to cook a fry up and it’s already 5pm. Hahahaha.
Just experienced sleep paralysis in my nap! some scary man was walking around my room and my bed (the dream part) but I felt completely awake! Yet I couldn’t move at all when i tried D: so weird!
Anonymous asked: COCKFOSTERS.
Life is like dancing. If we have a big floor, many people will dance. Some will...– Miguel Angel Ruiz (via mumf0rd)
Watching come dine with me with my ever so slightly drunk mother is actually the funniest thing ever ;)
So surreal right now. Woah.
Maybe winf wake up but I lov you all
head-like-a-fucking-orange: lets be friends.